(Source: no-chill-at-all)
My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns
(Source: mangotwistedtea)
me: *has an extremely diverse music taste*
also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*
(Source: archived-deactivated)
mom: go to bed
me: there is a new meme
mom: its 4 am
me: i must capitalize on its success